...and I'm sure its something personal... 
We have one of those Glade "Sense and Spray" thingies that detects motion then sprays a burst of air freshener. "She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed" has placed it in a strategic position next to the toilet flush button so that whenever you flush the toilet it sprays fragrance into the air, then its supposed to deactivate for 30 minutes after spraying - or that's the theory...
Ours must have some malicious intelligence about it though, because it hates me. No matter when I go into the bathroom the damn thing sprays me in the face! I lift the toilet seat, stand in front of the bowl to empty my bladder and 'spittt'... I'm temporarily blinded and left gasping for breath as I get yet another face-full of "clean linen" scent. Clean Linen? More like CS gas... 
I'm assured it doesn't do it to anyone else - just me... I've done nothing awful to it; I've commented on its clever design, its pleasing fragrance, its attractive colour, etc, etc but it still hates me with a passion.
I'm banned from tossing it unceremoniously in the waste bin so must now seek other solutions. Anyone know of a priest that does air-freshener exorcisms? 
